Last friday, went to work straight after sch at 4pm.
Reached and bought coffee for Abdul and Elwin
and punch in 5.30 sharp so start 6pm. WTH!
Went up tu the ballrm before i change tu give them their coffee
and cos i didn't know they were doing turnover, i push open door
and Elwin ask me tu change first come up later. LOL
Abdul said during the briefing tu choose partner.
He told me 'Geraldine, you dun choose partner, today you special solo one man show.
I give you the privilege tu serve our dear minister at table 19.'
Kim Hock told me table 18 not 19 and Abdul say 19 not 18!
In the end, it was 19=.= Kim Hock told me tu check table first.
I went tu check and after presentation rehearsal,
all the aunties started asking why i only one table etc. I was like 'this is minister's table' for a million times>.<
Couldn't leave my table at all after dorrs open cos i got
tu wait for the dumb minister tu arrive at dunno 8/8.30pm!
Totally couldn't slack at all! Abdul say the minister very
easily recognised cos he will be the only Indian sitting at the table.
When the MC announced the solemnization will be starting,
the 'brothers' of the groom told me tu stand at the doors tu lock it.
Until first course about tu start i didn't know.
Abdul called me tu the back and i pick up my course.
Abdul told me tu take VIP but after that he say dun need>.<
When first course was serve, minister came halfway i served!
Got tu stop and wait for him tu sit down etc.
He just kept shaking hands and i cant serve. WTF!
When he finally sat down, serve him and this guest at the table
said i have tu serve at an empty place and the minister serve first.
I was like thinking eh minister come late how tu serve him first you idiot!
Elwin told me that i cant serve beside the minister
cos his bodyguards cant see him if i do. I went tu look ard and
found the bodyguards sitting at the table beside=.=
Stella kept taking wine and beer pass my table and pass the minister too!
Once, she tried tu avoid the flower stand and nearly spill
her wine+beer on the minister. Shock me i ran tu behind the minister
just in case the drinks spilled! So pissed i told people tu
avoid the minister table unless something happen>.<
The minister went home at 10pm. Just nice before i serve fish!
Elwin asked me how i debone the pomfret i had tu explain tu him=.=
He went tu teach Richard how tu debone the fish after that.
Home at 11pm.
Texted MinYi and she told me Aunty Kwee Eng was talking abt my service!
FO! You old can keep nagging is it?! STFU la! Minister come late
obviously i serve him late right? Or not you want me wait till he come is it?
Dun criticise my service when you are not the best ok?
I may not be as OLD as you or as 'experienced' as you,
but at least i wont talk about ppl's service and poke my nose into everything
just like how you do?! I was only talking tu Richard when i take bowls
and you said want tu chat chat after work, now work first.
Please la! AFTER WORK RIGHT? Then you dun talk tu any aunties when dinner not yet start lo. Since you are working at that time too!
Turn over you oso STFU la! Until 2am then you start speaking you dumb ass!
You dun let me hear it or not i'll let you die!
MinYi took revenge for me i know but if you let me hear it again,
i dun care my mum thr or not, i'll just argue with you this freaking OLD woman!




Saturday 23 Jan

Went tu work at 9am.
Did the left over settings and lunch at 10.30am
2-3 with Mum in the afternoon plus door girl with HaiPing
when my table was just behind VIP table. Imagine the rush>.<
Chiong like siao until after stoppage i had my first glass of orange.
That bride was damn nice. She was full of thank yous
2-3 at night too, door girl again and this time the bride can just die la!
I help her with the train of her gown and she diao me and haiping
We got a shock and both of us just dun dare tu touch her. LOL!
She was so rude when i help her adjust her gown cos haiping dun wanna get near her.
Second march in, she actually stood with her arms folded when the door open
Whole family of rude people!
Text MinYi and i couldn't really talk much cos lack of time):
Turn over at night and Aunty Kwee Eng just cant stop nagging.
Seriously she should just STFU!
Stop your constant naggings la, you idiot!
Did turn over till i was totally tired alr!
Folded napkins and i didn want tu fold so i told Richard 'eh you fold i tie'
He said ' i fold i tie' I was like WTF go and die!
HAHA, we folded till the aunty said enough and started tu play music and slack.
I took out my hair net and band and put on the table and Richard played with it=.=
He put the hair net over his head and Moses and i took pics of it. FB!

Sunday 24 Jan

Went tu work at 11am and was quite pissed cos of the unnecessary naggings i have
tu hear tu spoil my perfect full day before work starts.
Was damn fucking pissed off i couldn't find a place tu cry,
i hid inside the toilet cubicle before changing uniform tu cry!
1-1 in the morning:D Door girl with Minyi
My guests esp the ah lian was damn stuck up! Respond when i talk tu you la bitch!
Before lunch start, my mood got a bit better and just then,
Fats came tu tell me that Mum called him tu ask him tu tell Abdul
not tu let me extend. The minute i heard i was like thinking how could she
even call before telling me?! What kind of a parent would do that?
EVen if you are my mum, don't you know its freaking rude tu do that?
Its like you dun even give me a chance tu voice out what i think just like how i never have the chance.
Abdul let us off dinner at 5pm and i totally no mood tu eat!
5.30pm went up and i asked Kim Hock if he told Abdul and he said yes!
I was like idiot why you tell! Abdul happen tu ask.
You are not forcing me but she is forcing me! He told me tell him by the 2nd march in.
2-3 with my MinYi doorgirls:D Our guests drink wine like siao!
We actually wanted tu portion the food but end up we chng
she drinks, i platter and plates. Record breaker! 3 first course platter plus 30 side plates!
Tamil saw and said 'dun strain you back like that la'
The drinks stabled and i got hit by the guest chair twice. Same guy!
Richard asked me for help today like the first time!
I help him take out his 5th course cos there were 9 courses!
He saw and said 'don't touch my stuff' then walk away.
Elwin saw that and he said 'tot he just now want you help?'
I was like shut up la you!
Got quite pissed cos i was just trying tu help. Told Minyi i feel so wronged as if
i did something wrong like that:X
Home at 11pm after Abdul's advice):

Monday 25 Jan

Woke up at 9am after a nightmare. LOL
Couldn't get back tu sleep so Fb. Went tu school and
last minute called Abdul tu tell him i'm going tu work.
Main reason: Mum may not be going, MINYI IS WORKING TILL 2AM!
Rushed there, bought coffee for Abdul and Elwin.
MinYi text tu say she saw me!
Started at 6pm went up at 6.30pm.
1-2 with MinYi and we actually snatched Richard's and Moses's table away:D
Two new china guys brought in by agent was like pissing everybody off.
Change drinks nvr clear glass. Dun even know what is a tray!
Abdul told Jerina and i tu coach them. One each and Jerina and i feel like
jumping down from the terrace! One hold tray like its gonna flip anytime,
the other hold tray with one hand as if he's a pro when his tray was shaking!
I got pissed i told them dun touch my drinks and stop taking my trays!
Dinner finished and Abdul ask me tu stay till 2:D
Setting and turn over. Prepare things with Minyi:D
After that, went tu slack in the office after setting.
Was supposed tu wipe wine glass but MinYi and i just stood ard
Suddenly, Richard and Moses came half running half laughing.
When we asked them what happen, Richard said 'We went in then we dun dare tu on the lights
cant find then we heard ppl talking in the AV room'
MinYi and I couldnt help but burst out laughing like mad.
Went down with the two timid idiots and on the way tu the lift,
Richard was like grabbing my hand and saying i heard ppl talking
then i got damn scared i ran out=.= LOL!
Went down tu the Bugis Vault and saw the 2 iron rod outside=.=
Open the door and realised the vault door was locked.
Richard said ' Eh you two walk in front leh'
MinYi and i was like laughing all the way tu the pantry and tu the AV room.
When we wanted tu open the AV door then Richard said eh wait
but MinYi just open the door then on the lights of the AV room.
Moses nudged me and say eh go on the lights then i laughed at him
then walked over tu the switch and press the button and the vault instantly light up
and Richard was like eh so fast! Damn timid this two!
Helped them tu carry the iron rod inside and i said ok let's go.
Then, Richard suddenly panic and said eh wait i not yet cos he was adjusting the iron rod.
I walked over tu the AV room wanting tu off the lights then Richard kept saying wait
I just off and i heard Richard drop the iron rod then running off with Moses!
MinYi walked behind them then when i was the last tu come and i nearly
hit my hip on the iron rod that Richard left anyhow! Idiot guy!
Laughing our heads off then Moses scared us. I screamed=.=
Moses ran and got shocked by Richard who ran and hide at the lift=.=
classic joke of 2010 at InterCon!